=-Audio News-=
-"Damn Shite! I have a lot of stuff to upload :("-

Wow,I just noticed that getting creative to make music is NOT good.I have a lot of songs that need to be uploaded! Shit,they are a lot.Plus,I just finished one.The last 2 that I did totally rock ass,but since I upload based on the date of creation (exceptions are Dark Light and Carniceria,which are fairly new,unlike most of the stuff that I have to upload).

Here is a list of what I have to upload,with their genre,playtime and description:

1)"Metal Battle Time!" (Heavy Metal Loop) (55sec)
-Fast paced song with a cool guitar (synth guitar,btw).By far,one of the songs in which the guitar sounds kinda realistic.I am proud of how good the guitar sounds on it.

2)"Techno Battle Time!" (Techno Loop) (55sec)
-Techno version of "Metal Battle Time".Changed the presets and redid the drums.Kinda like Cypress Hill (Rock) and (Rap) Superstar songs.

3)"Fuego (F1.0 Remix)" (Industrial Song) (2:10)
-A remix of my original Fuego song.I dare to say,this totally PWNS the original...atleast in my hears.

4)"Ambushed! (PWN Remix)" (Video Game Song) (2:15)
-A remix of my original Ambushed! loop.Yes,it's better than the original to my hears,so STFU.

5)"Calm In The Dark (Terror Remix)" (Industrial Song) (2:08)
-Remix of my original Calm In The Dark loop.Made it into a song,higher tempo,added a bass,added a guitar,redid the drums,added a Hardcore style kick and added a new fast synth.It's not really great,I kinda like the original a bit more :P

6)"Eight-Bits Adventure (Videogame Song)" (1:29)
-A 8Bit song.Thanks to me messing up with Sytrus and getting a 8Bit sound.It would rock if someone made a Flash for the song.It would be funny :P

7)"M2593 (Industrial Song)" (3:08)
-Inspired by the same loop that inspired Carniceria.Only at this time,it's the synth sound the original loop had on the source file,which doesn't fit with the drums at ALL,which is the reason of the drums becaming a song and the synth another.

8)"Megaman 8 Level Selection (SelectYour Destiny Remix)" (Videogame Loop) (40sec)
-A remix of the BGM we hear in Megaman 8 when we are to choose a level.I dare to say it sounds pretty cool,and I like it more than the original

9)"Megaman 8 (Industry Remix)" (Videogame Song) (4:18)
-Remember that fast paced intro/theme song we get at the start of Megaman 8? Well,I made it into industrial and it's not so fast paced now.I find it relaxing now.I dare to say,it's the best remix of ANY song I have ever done.
Also,I remixed "Napalman" theme from Megaman 5 and added it in the end of the song,which ended up being the only fast paced part of the song.I just though it was a great idea to so.It adds originality to the remix and I don't have to upload that one too...

10)"Marching Into Death" (Industrial Song) (5:24)
-A song at was supossed to be "marchy".It kinda is,but I added some stuff that really makes it soung a lot like industrial.Like synth strings,synth choirs,pads and a guitar.Plus,a generated voice in the end at is supossed to be soldier having a rant about he's superiors...sounds more like a robot soldier,but whatever.

11)"14@07" (Industrial Song) (2:01)
-A song inspired by the almighty Mortal Kombat theme (Techno Syndrome and the cooler version,Encounter the Ultimate) by the Immortals.One of these songs that I love!

12)"Got Drums?" (Miscellaneous Loop) (1:19)
-A drum ONLY song.Really cool how the drums sound without the shitty melodies over then (LOL)

13)"Maquinaria Hardcore" (Techno Song) (2:42).
-Formely called "Hard Times In The Core".A kinda slow Hardcore song.Which makes it NO hardcore.Hell,hardcore min. tempo is 160...my song is 137.

Plus,it's kinda more danceable,which remembers me to this latin DJ group "Maquina Latina" who do music at get's called "Changa Tuki" which doesn't exist since this so called "changa" is Techno,and it's not a genre.And Changa Tuki would be really "Maquina" which translates to "Machine" which would really be like Happy Hardcore.

So,I say this is a new style of hardcore and sit down...
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So,as you can see,considering at you can ONLY upload 2 songs per day,it will take 5 days to upload...and alot of bandwith (the songs,cuz the loops are bytesize).

I just NEEDED to make that post,because if I start uploading that without explaining people would say "OMFG! He didn't take more than 2 hours to do each of these,I vote 0 on all of them".I don't want that,I already have enough with the 0 voters (which are most of the people at vote on my stuff,btw).

I took more than 2 hours in each track.Most took like 5-7 hours.The ones that took less where the loops (like 1 hour and a half) and the remixes (like 4 hours,but "Megaman 8 [Industry Remix]" which took like 6 hours,but that's why it's so great!)

I will be adding links to them as soon as I upload them.They are in order of upload

My definitive favorites here are 2,3,4,7,9 and 10 (those are the numbers of the songs,based on the list I just posted up there,so look them up).

Also,"The 3 Cores Collab" is near finish,which means it will be ANOTHER song to upload.I only need a Breakcore part.And,people in it at are worth mentioning because of their great parts: SineRider,PandaKore (aka DJ Panda) and 0con.Their parts are going to make this collab greater :)

=-Flash News-=
-"Collabing Again"-

--Metal Slug Collab--
This one is making me ANGRY! I am the only one who finished his parts.Everyone else is deadweight at the moment.The deadline was Nov.15.I don't know what I will change it to.Anyway,those who don't show a preview before that will get kicked out and will not be able to return.Exception for this rule is "emanhattan" whose has problems with exams and he joined fairly late (cuz I asked him).
I wanna finish it,because I have a idea for another collab at will be great...as great as the Newgrounds Yearbook thing...just at it will be 100% Flash :P

--Poetry--
So,Urkel is now making a new game,called Poetry.He was looking for a Flash artist so I just told him that I would like to do that.He PMed me back with a lot of stuff that you people aren't supossed to know,so I will only say what you people can know:he said that I can do the art!

I also let him know about this poem writer named (or atleast nick named) Himmelicht from Rammstein-Europe forums.I already contacted her and I hope she's up for the "job" of writing poems.I bet she will want a slice of the cake (in case the game gets sponsored and all that stuff),tho.I myself don't want money,since I can't use dollars on my country and my PayPal accounts ALWAYS get deleted...for some reason...probably because I don't use them...I told Urkel that I don't want money,but I want him to buy me some NewGrounds T-Shirts and send them to ME.I really want some NewGrounds T-Shirts.REALLY!

This goes to Urkel if he's reading this: I already did the missile,invader,fishes and ballons.Some needs the explosions,but "fishes" are 100% done already :D

--50 Frames Collab 2--
Yay! The 50 Frames Collab is back! And now better than ever since the "OMFG,SOMEONE GOT SHOT" parts won't be accepted.I dare to say that I didn't see many of them in the 1st one,tho.I only remember mine and the one at the end,but people don't want them.I think this time my parts will be better,or atleast funnier.My 1st part is Shoop Da Whoop related,my 2nd part is a stick dude falling from the sky into the ground and dying,my 3rd part is a "jumping bastard" with l33t jumping abilities and my 4th part is a dude falling down a cliff.

That's are all the parts I've done so far.I may do a 5th one if I get a good idea.And,I am doing the credits again ^_^ .

Deadline is Nov.15 and WE ARE NOT ACCEPTING NEW PEOPLE,if you were wondering.

--Madness Collab 3--
I still don't know when it's gonna be finished.I already made 3 or so comics for it.I may do more if I get a idea...but since I don't,I can't just make something shitty.I don't want to.Anyway,it's looking great so far.

Not deadline set yet,but maybe LLL will have to set one if people are slacking.

--NG New Years Collab 08-
This collab is about New Year! Yay! Shame I am not able to do a part (0 ideas = 0 animations).I will help with the menu and preloader,tho.We wll see what happens...only time can tell.

Deadline around Dec.20,I think.

--The Lazer Collab--
I may say,that this one is kinda annoying because timewisard hasn't redo the voices yet.I may have to grab a shotgun and kill him if he doesn't move it and voice act.I need his voice acting to redo the lipsynch and "finish it"

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-"Rammstein Emotes Update"-

I haven't really worked any more on Rammstein Emotes.Sorry Rammstein and Emotes fans and also people looking up for it (if any) but I need to finish with all the other stuff before,plus most of the animation is lipsynch,which is a BIG PAIN IN THE ASS.I suck at lipsynching,too,which doesn't help.I saw a Discovery Channel special about sucky "lipsynchers" and they said I was the suckiest of them all,so science is on my side...sadly.
Also,some of the angles are tricky (like the "from keyboard" angle that I posted a while ago".
Good thing is that I didn't drop the idea.I never will,even if I take like 1 years to make it and I think I shouldn't just kill it.
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-"Blow My Whistle Madness Edition"-

So,my "Blow The Whistle" animation is my most faved animation and the one with higher score.I asked a bit ago about what people think of me making a madness style animation of the whistles.Mainly,a Deity Whistle sent to own all the Garbage Whistles...with GUNS and shit.I will try to make it be "front page worthy material" or atleast "collection worthy material".I will try to make it be my first front paged Flash.

I haven't started working on it yet,I also have to choose cool music for it.I may use "Dominator" by Human Resource and "Angel of death" by Epica.I may also use some Angerfist,Art of Fighers or even something by Korsakoff.

Talking about Korsakoff,she's fucking hot and makes GREAT music,what more can you ask from a woman? Her music is great,it's like Hardcore Trance mixed with Industrial.I recommend you people to look up for "Unleash the Beast" by her,it's a great song :D.I can't believe she is in the same group/label at Angerfist is.Masters Of Hardcore (aka MOH) are great.I will buy some MOH albums soon...they are mostly double CD,so it's worth the money.

Wow,did I just talk a lot about Korsakoff and Masters of Hardcore? Shit...well,back on BMW:ME (lol,funny),I haven't started to do it and I don't realy know if I will do it.I don't really know how will it end up.The idea is like awsome on my head,tho.

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-"SDJ's Tribute to Chrizzly"-

Remember SDJ? Well,I may do another animation of him.This time he will have a band and will play songs by Chrizzly as a tribute to him.I don't know if I will do that,but I really should.Mainly because Chrizzly rocks,SDJ is funny and Chrizzly "metalized" Popcorn (favorite song of SDJ,not MINE).

It's still a maybe.I need some comments on it to know if I should or shouldn't do it.I bet Chrizzly says I should do it,lol.

Maybe...I already pictured SDJ with dark clothes and not so crappy animated in my mind...wow...lolz.

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THE END!

Wow,now,THAT's a news post.And you though Tom Fulp ones where massive...welll,this one totally pwnz his news post in size.

BTW:Is my E-Penis size the same as my news post? If so,big e-penis without auto spamming...great!