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-=Audio=- ( FCKANNAO )

So,I got grounded for like 3 days without internet.While I was grounded I made a LOT of music (and,off course,art for Urkel's Poetry).Now,I have to upload that lot of
music...here is a list of the music with genre,lenght and description.But,wait,before the list I must say that "I AM CURRENTLY NOT MAKING LOTS OF MUSIC"...why?

See the Flash news.Now,here is the list:

1)Maquinas De Guerra (Techno Loop) (00:30)
-A Hardcore Techno loop.Good for incredibly awsome dance scenes and cool fight scenes.I can say,that this is one of my best hardcore.

2)Hard Scar In The Core Face (Techno Song) (03:21)
-So,I got some samples from the good ol' Scarface movie.AWSOME!! I gave them a good use...I made them into a Hardcore Techno song.Cool,right?
All that I can say is that it's funny,contains lots of Tony Montana,a hoover,hardcore kicks and it fucking rocks...and it is my best Hardcore to date (I say so!)

3)Happy Rock Soldier (=P) (Industrial Loop) (00:54)
-A loop made for the Metal Slug collab menu.It's mainly rock,but the hardcore kick and the eurogate make it more like industrial...PLUS the guitar is a "synth guitar",or as I call it,fake guitar (lol).It's still pretty cool,but without real guitars it's not rock.No matter what! But,it does contain my best "fake guitar riff" to date.I love this loop =D

4)Killer Piano Syndrome (Techno Song) (04:08)
-First of all,this is speedcore.But I upload it to Techno genre because Speedcore was born from Hardcore Techno...which was born from Techno itself.Atleast,that is what I read on WikiPedia and other pages dedicated to these genres.

Now,on to the song,this song contains a detuned piano playing creepy melodies with some fast paced drums and a tempo of ALMOST 500BPM.What more do you really need?

Also contains a evil laughter sample (which was edited to sound heavier than the original gay voice one that I found).The end of it is the most fucked up thing ever.It contains a sample from a classic spanish guitar played backwards,with distortion and all that cool stuff...plus some other things...

In all,this IS fucked up.

5)Bosque De Hielo (Videogame Song) (05:25)
-Wow.The melodies from this song are actually take from "Killer Piano Syndrome" but I lowered the tempo to 125BMP (from like 500),changed the detuned piano for my own Music Box and 8Bit presets (ONLY FOR MY PERSONAL USE) and edited them to sound actually awsome...between other things.
It features 4 melodies: "Adventurous","Calm","Fight!" and "Magic Fight".Those are the names that I gave to the synths and melodies used in this song.You will pretty much know which one is which when you hear the full song :)

It also features a guitar (god bless the SuperRiff Guitar VST!).Someone should really make a Flash for this song...I myself should,but I don't know.
Sad thing,it's kinda repetitive...but I think that the tunes are worth it =D

6)The Legend Of Zelda (Androu1 Remix) (Videogame Song) (05:37)
-Features my own music box preset and my 8bit presets.Yes,I know that I am kinda over-using my own Music Box preset...and I have been using my 8bit preset for 8bits ever since I made "Eight-Bit Adventure".

This remix features a calm part in the start,and then a rocky part with some techno stuff (like a eurogate) playing there too.It also as a part which is 100% new and made by me for this remix.I gave it the name of "Childs are Playing" because it's a really playfull part.I should make it into a full song,but I don't think that I will.
It's repetitive,but I like it that way,since everytime the Zelda theme replays theres either a new melody or synth or the drums change.

And yes,that's the end of my new "upload pending" audio.I pretty much love ALL these songs.The one that I like the most is Bosque De Hielo and the one that I like less is

the Zelda Remix.But I still LOVE ALL those songs!!! I love myself even more when I pull out songs like Bosque De Hielo :O
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-=Flash=- ( SXIGUT )

OK.So,I am making a new flash.It's called "Acrobatics:Random Animations About Lines Doing Cool Stuff".
It's NOT gonna be great.But,I can say that it will be atleast fun to watch.Real fun.I have made 2 parts of it so far and it's only 6secs playtime.As you can see,it will be like a collection of animations :)

I am spending most of my time nowadays making Acrobatics and the art for Urkel's Poetry game.I spend most on the Poetry game,because I don't wanna fail to Urkel.And because I just started with "Acrobatics".Poetry was there first.

It will feature a song made specially for it (which I will upload to the Audio Portal too,the same day that I upload the animation).The song will be the last thing to make since

I will try to make it fit PERFECTLY to the animation.And yes,I will make the song :)

I will not give any date for this out,since I don't know when I will finish it.And yes,I know that I still have to finish "Rammstein Emotes Live Aus Newgrounds",but I haven't even dared to open it's .fla again because I am starting to think that it is a too big project for me to continue with it right NOW.I do have like 1min done by now and the full thing is like 4mins but I haven't even started lipsynching...and I suck at that...

UPDATE: I AM NOT DOING THE ART FOR URKEL'S POETRY GAME ANYMORE...SADLY
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