-If you haven't listened to it,click here!!!-

OK,I will just go into it without too much talking...I don't want a BIG ASS NEWS POST! 2 now.Well,the 3 cores collab is finally done! This was not a Flash collab,tho.It was a AUDIO collab.It started when I was thinking "I should do a Audio collab...".After a while,I got this idea of Hardcore,Speedcore and Breakcore all in one...so,I opened a topic for it and after a big while it was done =)

-If you haven't listened to it,click here!!!-

Now,here is the "tracklist" for it:

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"Intro" by Androu1
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-Hardcore-
"Fuck You (Hardcore 1)" by Androu1
"Obscurity (Hardcore 2)" by PandaKore (DJ-Panda,lol)
"Gabba (Hardcore 3)" by 0con*
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-Breakcore-
"Breaking your Core (Breakcore Intro)" by Androu1
"Break your Enemies Face (Breakcore 1)" by Androu1
"DrumFuuk (Breakcore 2)" by SineRider
"ACID Break (Breakcore 3)" by InsaneSmilie**
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-Speedcore-
"Welcome To The Core of Speed (Speedcore Intro)" by Androu1
"Don't Even Try To Run (Speedcore 1)" by Androu1
"Speedcore Rules (Speedcore 2)" by SineRider
"Emergency Broadcast (Speedcore 3)" by InsaneSmilie
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"This Is The End (Outro) (Shortened Version)" by Androu1***
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-If you haven't listened to it,click here!!!-

* - Really,this is gabba,which is a lot like hardcore techno but with a weird synth that I don't really know how to describe
** - Really,this is more like breakbeat than breakcore,but I just though that it did sound like breakcore and anyways,it's pretty cool
*** - Shortened from 46 seconds to 17 seconds only to have a higher audio quality without exceeding the newgrounds 8MB limit

(I,Androu1,mixed the whole thing,so if you have any complaints about it,don't blame all the others related to this project)

Here is a little something I did for it,too:

I today started this new project.Before I get into it I will explain HOW I got into.You see,I found a rom for the original Japanes animal crossing for Nintendo 64.I wanna play the ENGLISH game so I told my parents if they could get me a Wii (I know Animal Crossing is for Gamecube,but Wii can play it :P) so I got interested into the good old Smash Brothers Brawl.So I go to their website to check some stuff out and I find that there is a Animal Crossing map and a song (off course).

The song is Go KK Rider! (a new awsome version off course).I loved it so I go to my normal P2P and look for more songs by this K.K. Slider (that's the character that plays it in game,but not the REAL author).I loved those damn songs that I found so I went and looked for some midis for them to remix them.

I found a lot,so as you can see this new project is a lot of remix of songs by "K.K. Slider".I already made one for Go K.K. Rider! and K.K. Western.

I hope that the people don't get mad when they start seeing "K.K's" in the Audio Portal and I REALLY hope they don't think it's the KK (Kitty Krew) when they see K.K.,lol.

I will upload "Go K.K. Rider! (8Bit Remix)" and "K.K. Western (Remember Remix)" tomorrow,as I can't do it now.

Off course,since this is a audio project it won't have priority over the Flash stuff.Like MK:Arch-Nemesis Collab and Acrobatics (LOL!)

------UPDATE---------

This project is GOING to expand a little bit.It will be some kind of digital album.And it's gonna be dubbed "Animal Xing" (Animal CROSSing lol).The tracklist is GONNA be like this:

1)Go K.K. Rider!
2)K.K. Western
3)Only Me
4)K.K. Country
5)K.K. Condor
6)K.K. Ballad
7)Go K.K. Rider!
8)K.K. Love Song

Off course,they are ALL going to be remixes by ME.And that music is all from Animal Crossing and is "played" by K.K. Slider/Totakeke (which is the animal version of a real life nintendo musician called Kazumi Totaka.I still don't know who is the REAL musician,because some say that K.K. Slider is ONLY a tribute to Kazumi Totaka...)

I will make it and I will start uploading when finished,OK?

Last update: Flash news! See the bold text
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To make this easier to go around,here is a little thing to help you:
1)Press CTRL+F to make the search thing appear
2)Use those "codes":
-Audio News: FCKANNAO
-Flash News: SXIGUT

3)Laugh at this dumb thing (LOL!)
4)Stop Laughing
4)Find the hidden messages in those codes
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-=Audio=- ( FCKANNAO )

So,I got grounded for like 3 days without internet.While I was grounded I made a LOT of music (and,off course,art for Urkel's Poetry).Now,I have to upload that lot of
music...here is a list of the music with genre,lenght and description.But,wait,before the list I must say that "I AM CURRENTLY NOT MAKING LOTS OF MUSIC"...why?

See the Flash news.Now,here is the list:

1)Maquinas De Guerra (Techno Loop) (00:30)
-A Hardcore Techno loop.Good for incredibly awsome dance scenes and cool fight scenes.I can say,that this is one of my best hardcore.

2)Hard Scar In The Core Face (Techno Song) (03:21)
-So,I got some samples from the good ol' Scarface movie.AWSOME!! I gave them a good use...I made them into a Hardcore Techno song.Cool,right?
All that I can say is that it's funny,contains lots of Tony Montana,a hoover,hardcore kicks and it fucking rocks...and it is my best Hardcore to date (I say so!)

3)Happy Rock Soldier (=P) (Industrial Loop) (00:54)
-A loop made for the Metal Slug collab menu.It's mainly rock,but the hardcore kick and the eurogate make it more like industrial...PLUS the guitar is a "synth guitar",or as I call it,fake guitar (lol).It's still pretty cool,but without real guitars it's not rock.No matter what! But,it does contain my best "fake guitar riff" to date.I love this loop =D

4)Killer Piano Syndrome (Techno Song) (04:08)
-First of all,this is speedcore.But I upload it to Techno genre because Speedcore was born from Hardcore Techno...which was born from Techno itself.Atleast,that is what I read on WikiPedia and other pages dedicated to these genres.

Now,on to the song,this song contains a detuned piano playing creepy melodies with some fast paced drums and a tempo of ALMOST 500BPM.What more do you really need?

Also contains a evil laughter sample (which was edited to sound heavier than the original gay voice one that I found).The end of it is the most fucked up thing ever.It contains a sample from a classic spanish guitar played backwards,with distortion and all that cool stuff...plus some other things...

In all,this IS fucked up.

5)Bosque De Hielo (Videogame Song) (05:25)
-Wow.The melodies from this song are actually take from "Killer Piano Syndrome" but I lowered the tempo to 125BMP (from like 500),changed the detuned piano for my own Music Box and 8Bit presets (ONLY FOR MY PERSONAL USE) and edited them to sound actually awsome...between other things.
It features 4 melodies: "Adventurous","Calm","Fight!" and "Magic Fight".Those are the names that I gave to the synths and melodies used in this song.You will pretty much know which one is which when you hear the full song :)

It also features a guitar (god bless the SuperRiff Guitar VST!).Someone should really make a Flash for this song...I myself should,but I don't know.
Sad thing,it's kinda repetitive...but I think that the tunes are worth it =D

6)The Legend Of Zelda (Androu1 Remix) (Videogame Song) (05:37)
-Features my own music box preset and my 8bit presets.Yes,I know that I am kinda over-using my own Music Box preset...and I have been using my 8bit preset for 8bits ever since I made "Eight-Bit Adventure".

This remix features a calm part in the start,and then a rocky part with some techno stuff (like a eurogate) playing there too.It also as a part which is 100% new and made by me for this remix.I gave it the name of "Childs are Playing" because it's a really playfull part.I should make it into a full song,but I don't think that I will.
It's repetitive,but I like it that way,since everytime the Zelda theme replays theres either a new melody or synth or the drums change.

And yes,that's the end of my new "upload pending" audio.I pretty much love ALL these songs.The one that I like the most is Bosque De Hielo and the one that I like less is

the Zelda Remix.But I still LOVE ALL those songs!!! I love myself even more when I pull out songs like Bosque De Hielo :O
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-=Flash=- ( SXIGUT )

OK.So,I am making a new flash.It's called "Acrobatics:Random Animations About Lines Doing Cool Stuff".
It's NOT gonna be great.But,I can say that it will be atleast fun to watch.Real fun.I have made 2 parts of it so far and it's only 6secs playtime.As you can see,it will be like a collection of animations :)

I am spending most of my time nowadays making Acrobatics and the art for Urkel's Poetry game.I spend most on the Poetry game,because I don't wanna fail to Urkel.And because I just started with "Acrobatics".Poetry was there first.

It will feature a song made specially for it (which I will upload to the Audio Portal too,the same day that I upload the animation).The song will be the last thing to make since

I will try to make it fit PERFECTLY to the animation.And yes,I will make the song :)

I will not give any date for this out,since I don't know when I will finish it.And yes,I know that I still have to finish "Rammstein Emotes Live Aus Newgrounds",but I haven't even dared to open it's .fla again because I am starting to think that it is a too big project for me to continue with it right NOW.I do have like 1min done by now and the full thing is like 4mins but I haven't even started lipsynching...and I suck at that...

UPDATE: I AM NOT DOING THE ART FOR URKEL'S POETRY GAME ANYMORE...SADLY
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SORRY IF THERE ARE ERRORS WITH LINES AND STUFF,BUT I MADE THIS IN NOTEPAD AND COPY PASTED IT HERE!.

=-Audio News-=
-"Damn Shite! I have a lot of stuff to upload :("-

Wow,I just noticed that getting creative to make music is NOT good.I have a lot of songs that need to be uploaded! Shit,they are a lot.Plus,I just finished one.The last 2 that I did totally rock ass,but since I upload based on the date of creation (exceptions are Dark Light and Carniceria,which are fairly new,unlike most of the stuff that I have to upload).

Here is a list of what I have to upload,with their genre,playtime and description:

1)"Metal Battle Time!" (Heavy Metal Loop) (55sec)
-Fast paced song with a cool guitar (synth guitar,btw).By far,one of the songs in which the guitar sounds kinda realistic.I am proud of how good the guitar sounds on it.

2)"Techno Battle Time!" (Techno Loop) (55sec)
-Techno version of "Metal Battle Time".Changed the presets and redid the drums.Kinda like Cypress Hill (Rock) and (Rap) Superstar songs.

3)"Fuego (F1.0 Remix)" (Industrial Song) (2:10)
-A remix of my original Fuego song.I dare to say,this totally PWNS the original...atleast in my hears.

4)"Ambushed! (PWN Remix)" (Video Game Song) (2:15)
-A remix of my original Ambushed! loop.Yes,it's better than the original to my hears,so STFU.

5)"Calm In The Dark (Terror Remix)" (Industrial Song) (2:08)
-Remix of my original Calm In The Dark loop.Made it into a song,higher tempo,added a bass,added a guitar,redid the drums,added a Hardcore style kick and added a new fast synth.It's not really great,I kinda like the original a bit more :P

6)"Eight-Bits Adventure (Videogame Song)" (1:29)
-A 8Bit song.Thanks to me messing up with Sytrus and getting a 8Bit sound.It would rock if someone made a Flash for the song.It would be funny :P

7)"M2593 (Industrial Song)" (3:08)
-Inspired by the same loop that inspired Carniceria.Only at this time,it's the synth sound the original loop had on the source file,which doesn't fit with the drums at ALL,which is the reason of the drums becaming a song and the synth another.

8)"Megaman 8 Level Selection (SelectYour Destiny Remix)" (Videogame Loop) (40sec)
-A remix of the BGM we hear in Megaman 8 when we are to choose a level.I dare to say it sounds pretty cool,and I like it more than the original

9)"Megaman 8 (Industry Remix)" (Videogame Song) (4:18)
-Remember that fast paced intro/theme song we get at the start of Megaman 8? Well,I made it into industrial and it's not so fast paced now.I find it relaxing now.I dare to say,it's the best remix of ANY song I have ever done.
Also,I remixed "Napalman" theme from Megaman 5 and added it in the end of the song,which ended up being the only fast paced part of the song.I just though it was a great idea to so.It adds originality to the remix and I don't have to upload that one too...

10)"Marching Into Death" (Industrial Song) (5:24)
-A song at was supossed to be "marchy".It kinda is,but I added some stuff that really makes it soung a lot like industrial.Like synth strings,synth choirs,pads and a guitar.Plus,a generated voice in the end at is supossed to be soldier having a rant about he's superiors...sounds more like a robot soldier,but whatever.

11)"14@07" (Industrial Song) (2:01)
-A song inspired by the almighty Mortal Kombat theme (Techno Syndrome and the cooler version,Encounter the Ultimate) by the Immortals.One of these songs that I love!

12)"Got Drums?" (Miscellaneous Loop) (1:19)
-A drum ONLY song.Really cool how the drums sound without the shitty melodies over then (LOL)

13)"Maquinaria Hardcore" (Techno Song) (2:42).
-Formely called "Hard Times In The Core".A kinda slow Hardcore song.Which makes it NO hardcore.Hell,hardcore min. tempo is 160...my song is 137.

Plus,it's kinda more danceable,which remembers me to this latin DJ group "Maquina Latina" who do music at get's called "Changa Tuki" which doesn't exist since this so called "changa" is Techno,and it's not a genre.And Changa Tuki would be really "Maquina" which translates to "Machine" which would really be like Happy Hardcore.

So,I say this is a new style of hardcore and sit down...
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So,as you can see,considering at you can ONLY upload 2 songs per day,it will take 5 days to upload...and alot of bandwith (the songs,cuz the loops are bytesize).

I just NEEDED to make that post,because if I start uploading that without explaining people would say "OMFG! He didn't take more than 2 hours to do each of these,I vote 0 on all of them".I don't want that,I already have enough with the 0 voters (which are most of the people at vote on my stuff,btw).

I took more than 2 hours in each track.Most took like 5-7 hours.The ones that took less where the loops (like 1 hour and a half) and the remixes (like 4 hours,but "Megaman 8 [Industry Remix]" which took like 6 hours,but that's why it's so great!)

I will be adding links to them as soon as I upload them.They are in order of upload

My definitive favorites here are 2,3,4,7,9 and 10 (those are the numbers of the songs,based on the list I just posted up there,so look them up).

Also,"The 3 Cores Collab" is near finish,which means it will be ANOTHER song to upload.I only need a Breakcore part.And,people in it at are worth mentioning because of their great parts: SineRider,PandaKore (aka DJ Panda) and 0con.Their parts are going to make this collab greater :)

=-Flash News-=
-"Collabing Again"-

--Metal Slug Collab--
This one is making me ANGRY! I am the only one who finished his parts.Everyone else is deadweight at the moment.The deadline was Nov.15.I don't know what I will change it to.Anyway,those who don't show a preview before that will get kicked out and will not be able to return.Exception for this rule is "emanhattan" whose has problems with exams and he joined fairly late (cuz I asked him).
I wanna finish it,because I have a idea for another collab at will be great...as great as the Newgrounds Yearbook thing...just at it will be 100% Flash :P

--Poetry--
So,Urkel is now making a new game,called Poetry.He was looking for a Flash artist so I just told him that I would like to do that.He PMed me back with a lot of stuff that you people aren't supossed to know,so I will only say what you people can know:he said that I can do the art!

I also let him know about this poem writer named (or atleast nick named) Himmelicht from Rammstein-Europe forums.I already contacted her and I hope she's up for the "job" of writing poems.I bet she will want a slice of the cake (in case the game gets sponsored and all that stuff),tho.I myself don't want money,since I can't use dollars on my country and my PayPal accounts ALWAYS get deleted...for some reason...probably because I don't use them...I told Urkel that I don't want money,but I want him to buy me some NewGrounds T-Shirts and send them to ME.I really want some NewGrounds T-Shirts.REALLY!

This goes to Urkel if he's reading this: I already did the missile,invader,fishes and ballons.Some needs the explosions,but "fishes" are 100% done already :D

--50 Frames Collab 2--
Yay! The 50 Frames Collab is back! And now better than ever since the "OMFG,SOMEONE GOT SHOT" parts won't be accepted.I dare to say that I didn't see many of them in the 1st one,tho.I only remember mine and the one at the end,but people don't want them.I think this time my parts will be better,or atleast funnier.My 1st part is Shoop Da Whoop related,my 2nd part is a stick dude falling from the sky into the ground and dying,my 3rd part is a "jumping bastard" with l33t jumping abilities and my 4th part is a dude falling down a cliff.

That's are all the parts I've done so far.I may do a 5th one if I get a good idea.And,I am doing the credits again ^_^ .

Deadline is Nov.15 and WE ARE NOT ACCEPTING NEW PEOPLE,if you were wondering.

--Madness Collab 3--
I still don't know when it's gonna be finished.I already made 3 or so comics for it.I may do more if I get a idea...but since I don't,I can't just make something shitty.I don't want to.Anyway,it's looking great so far.

Not deadline set yet,but maybe LLL will have to set one if people are slacking.

--NG New Years Collab 08-
This collab is about New Year! Yay! Shame I am not able to do a part (0 ideas = 0 animations).I will help with the menu and preloader,tho.We wll see what happens...only time can tell.

Deadline around Dec.20,I think.

--The Lazer Collab--
I may say,that this one is kinda annoying because timewisard hasn't redo the voices yet.I may have to grab a shotgun and kill him if he doesn't move it and voice act.I need his voice acting to redo the lipsynch and "finish it"

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-"Rammstein Emotes Update"-

I haven't really worked any more on Rammstein Emotes.Sorry Rammstein and Emotes fans and also people looking up for it (if any) but I need to finish with all the other stuff before,plus most of the animation is lipsynch,which is a BIG PAIN IN THE ASS.I suck at lipsynching,too,which doesn't help.I saw a Discovery Channel special about sucky "lipsynchers" and they said I was the suckiest of them all,so science is on my side...sadly.
Also,some of the angles are tricky (like the "from keyboard" angle that I posted a while ago".
Good thing is that I didn't drop the idea.I never will,even if I take like 1 years to make it and I think I shouldn't just kill it.
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-"Blow My Whistle Madness Edition"-

So,my "Blow The Whistle" animation is my most faved animation and the one with higher score.I asked a bit ago about what people think of me making a madness style animation of the whistles.Mainly,a Deity Whistle sent to own all the Garbage Whistles...with GUNS and shit.I will try to make it be "front page worthy material" or atleast "collection worthy material".I will try to make it be my first front paged Flash.

I haven't started working on it yet,I also have to choose cool music for it.I may use "Dominator" by Human Resource and "Angel of death" by Epica.I may also use some Angerfist,Art of Fighers or even something by Korsakoff.

Talking about Korsakoff,she's fucking hot and makes GREAT music,what more can you ask from a woman? Her music is great,it's like Hardcore Trance mixed with Industrial.I recommend you people to look up for "Unleash the Beast" by her,it's a great song :D.I can't believe she is in the same group/label at Angerfist is.Masters Of Hardcore (aka MOH) are great.I will buy some MOH albums soon...they are mostly double CD,so it's worth the money.

Wow,did I just talk a lot about Korsakoff and Masters of Hardcore? Shit...well,back on BMW:ME (lol,funny),I haven't started to do it and I don't realy know if I will do it.I don't really know how will it end up.The idea is like awsome on my head,tho.

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-"SDJ's Tribute to Chrizzly"-

Remember SDJ? Well,I may do another animation of him.This time he will have a band and will play songs by Chrizzly as a tribute to him.I don't know if I will do that,but I really should.Mainly because Chrizzly rocks,SDJ is funny and Chrizzly "metalized" Popcorn (favorite song of SDJ,not MINE).

It's still a maybe.I need some comments on it to know if I should or shouldn't do it.I bet Chrizzly says I should do it,lol.

Maybe...I already pictured SDJ with dark clothes and not so crappy animated in my mind...wow...lolz.

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THE END!

Wow,now,THAT's a news post.And you though Tom Fulp ones where massive...welll,this one totally pwnz his news post in size.

BTW:Is my E-Penis size the same as my news post? If so,big e-penis without auto spamming...great!

So,following the example of our superiors,I am posting my very own desktop for the "world to see".If anyone really even cares.

I think I win the prize of "less fucked up" desktop.Mainly because I put my crap in a folder which is linked on the desktop.And is in another drive,which is newer...just in case the actual one dies on me.LOL.

BTW,my stuff is one the left.Right is my mom stuff >:(

FAIL!

This post is concerning my little animation "Blow The Whistle".Just after I submitted it,I started to see how it was getting favorites like crazy.It has been favorite by 7 persons so far and the score is a "great score" which makes life sweeter.

So I just wanted to say,at you people rock!

(I rock too,since I did the animation,right?!)

Also,I was thinking of making a 2nd one.But not a loop or anything like that.It would be Madness style but with whistles! Deity Whistle goes on a killing spree against garbage whistles.I am unsure about doing it,tho.

What do you think about that idea? Should I do it or no?

OK.So I am being really lazy and instead of finishing my current projects (Rammstein Emotes Live and Tankdude Adventures,which are pretty big compared to this or any other thing at I did before) I decided to start a very little project about NewGrounds' whistles!!!

It will be kind of a spoof of the old "blow my whistle" animation.

It will be a loop too,but it will be a more entertaining loop than the original,since I plan to make the whistles appears at random places and stuff...

There is a part that won't be random,tho.And it will be about garbage whistle,LOL.

I'm pretty damn sure at old newgrounds users at remember the little joke will like it and at newer users will be amused by it :P

There is a little pic in the bottom (yes,I DREW IT!!! It's only a whistle,so it's not hard,lol)

But,while I do it (will not be really long,since it's a loop,hence why I make it instead of finishing my bigger projects),why you don't check my other's Flashes and my Audio (leave a review,pretty plz)

Anyway,here is the pic I told you about way before:

The 50 Frames Collab!

OK.It's finally done,so I recommend YOU to get over your lazy ASS and click this then "Watch this Movie" and be happy about it!!!!

BTW: I did the credits!

So,after 2 or 3 days of trying to log in into my NewSit.es subdomain I got annoyed.I always got this stupid error,so I got bored and said "FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT" so I just lurked around free-webhosts.com and I found a great one.

So,here is the new link to my website:
http://androu1.freeweb7.com/

I hope it doesn't fucks off like all the other 5 or 6 free servers I used before.And if you wanna know about what host I used since first AGComics release,start here:
http://agcomics.4444mb.com/
You will ROFL,I assure you,lol.

Good bye,and visit the damn website :P

By the by: join the Metal Slug Collab! :O